Whiskey-Faced Radioactive Blowdryin' Lady

Alright heres a stupid song i wrote today
Yeah alright, ok this is called uh
DJ: would this be a world premiere?
Yeah this is probably the first and
Last time you'll hear this one
Ok this is uh this is whiskey bottle no this
Is called uh whiskey-faced radioactive
Blowdryin' lady or something
Take out your whiskey bottle there
Now you don't even move out of your chair
Your getting juiced up beyond belief
I can barely love you
When your getting drunk all the time
You can get out a blowdryer
And blowdry the hair right off of your head
You can sautee my dollar bills
And feed em to the dog
While he's watchin' cable
If i catch fire by mistake
She'll put out my face with a rake
And i shut my mouth before i even breathe
Well i can barely touch you hunny
Cause you're gettin' drunk all the time
Gotten radioactive tastebuds smeared
Across the rug
Swallow the keys to the chevy
You're gonna weedwack your way
To memphis yeah
Everybody knows about your style
You got tin-foil wrapped around your smile
Well you're gonna give me a
Xerox of your buckteeth
Gettincrap-faced all the time
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