Dick

In di time of need and lonlieness
A 1 ting di woman dem want (wha dem want)
Di gal dem need, di gal dem want,
Di gal dem need a friend (dem need a buddy)
In di time of need and lonlieness
A 1 ting di woman dem waaant (wha dem want)
Di gal dem need, di gal dem want,
So mi introduce mi self

My name is dick I got a girl
Who has a cat
Always laying on her lap
Sometimes she purrs when I'm petting her
My god she loves when I play with her fur
But my girl she has a fiend named lynette
Love me from the first day we met
She tek a set now I regret
Cause I never enjoyed playing with her pet
Something was wrong she hold out a elastic band so I didn't stay too long she didn't have a clue
Know what to do they don't know what it takes to get way your blue cause

They don't know dick like you know dick
Dick is your dearest friend they don't hug him
When he's in bed kiss him and play with his head
They don't know dick like you know dick
Dick is your dearest friend they don't hug him
When he's in bed kiss him and play with his head

My name is john di gals dem buddy
Tru nuff woman I give di wickedest slam A.K.A.
Magic Juan ding dong me love be every woman
Hear it like a chimp I am a pimp gals waan blow
Me dick like di good year blimp tru me no wimp
And she a nymph me haffi stand up and wuk till metired and limp
Di odda gal a par inna mi car she want war wah eat mi nuts from out a di jar mi tell her stay far from mi sigar sh wah push me and a push till mi just pic pon her cause

They don't know john like you know john
Original badman girl you know him from him a little youth now him big a wear rough rider suit
They don't know john like you know john
Original badman girl you know him from him a little youth now him big a wear rough rider suit

Well mr. john and mr.dick the girls luv them
That's why dem can't sleep at night woman a bug dem woman a pull woman a jerk woman a tug dem
All when him tired and a limp and him a shrug dem sometimes him haffi tun dem off like him a bug dem double up him fist and run in and slug dem but him no mean no harm cause when him dun him hug dem females always have a problem cause

They don't know dick like you know dick
Dick is your dearest friend they don't hug him
When he's in bed kiss him and play with his head
They don't know dick like you know dick
Dick is your dearest friend they don't hug him
When he's in bed kiss him and play with his head
They don't know john like you know john
Original badman girl you know him from him a little youth now him big a wear rough rider suit
They don't know john like you know john
Original badman girl you know him from him a little youth now him big a wear rough rider suit
They don't know dick like you know dick
Dick is your dearest friend they don't hug him
When he's in bed kiss him and play with his head
They don't know dick like you know dick
Dick is your dearest friend they don't hug him
When he's in bed kiss him and play with his head