Hey Boy

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Hey boy, whatcha doing to me
I don't get this kinda way, not usually
I'm not objecting at all, it's just confusing to me
Love's a game I'm way too used to losing, you see
So hey boy, don't break my heart
It's wrapped up in newspaper and it's lost a couple shards
I'll put it in your care, maybe you can help me fix it
And in the meantime, I'll enjoy your cherry kisses

Please do promise you'll be very very cautious
I've had my trust, hope and gut broken, heartache makes me nauseous

I'm sick and tired of those same typical boys
Thе ones who play with love like it's a silly toy
But hеy boy, I'm hoping you'll be different
I'm hoping you'll be magical, I'm hoping it's efficient
Hey boy, you're a better type
Show me your world and I'll show you mine

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Hey boy, whatcha up to
Am I crazy or do I think that I love you
If you're not in, now would be the time to say
Because I'm gonna get attached and that'll be the day-to-day
Hey, don't worry, I'm not in a rush
But I can really tell that this is quite the mutual crush
So please excuse the thumps beating right out of my chest
I got some strong feelings and you've put them to the test

Please do promise you'll handle with extreme caution
I'm a person, not a prize, I'm not set up to be auctioned

I'm sick and tired of those same typical boys
The ones who play with love like it's a silly toy
But hey boy, I'm hoping you'll be different
I'm hoping you'll be magical, I'm hoping it's efficient
Hey boy, you're a better type
Show me your world and I'll show you mine

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So tell me everything!
Well, I met him at an event, and he was kind, and considerate, and like, not a total weirdo creep, so he's currently leagues above most dudes I've encountered, never mind dated
And like I know I'm becoming a hopeless romantic
Who should grow some new standards and have a single status
But I swear to god, this one is the one
No red flags and it's been three months!
Three months? Wow, that's a record!

I'm sick and tired of those same typical boys
The ones who play with love like it's a silly toy
But hey boy, I'm hoping you'll be different
I'm hoping you'll be magical, I'm hoping it's efficient
Hey boy, you're a better type
Show me your world and I'll show you mine

I'm sick and tired of those same typical boys
The ones who play with love like it's a silly toy
But hey boy, I'm hoping you'll be different
I'm hoping you'll be magical, I'm hoping it's efficient
Hey boy, you're a better type
Show me your world and I'll show you mine