I’m Dumb

I'm dumb, da di dee da da dum dum

I walk pulling on my own collar
I'm tripping along into myself
I'd certainly love to call it some fun quirk that makes me special
I'm smelling like greyish lettuce
I eat 'cause I just hate to waste
I left the toilet floating higher
I ascend and touch my face

Pushing with all my muscles
You offer but I can handle it
Wade into a salty puddle
Breaking wakes us up and swallows
Sweat filling up my new sandles
I smell like a loving garbage pit
We'll never be sleek and shaven
We're too cool to bothеr

I'm dumb