George Costanza

[Verse 1]
Walking around sure can get old
Gonna get a car that a man on Craigslist sold
Went to the parking lot where he said it was
I think I saw this place in the background of a postcard once

[Verse 2]
I said "who's that man laying in the back seat?"
He said "the ones up front are the only ones that get heat"
I said "what's that gotta do with him?"
He said "ain't nothing warmer than the body of that man"

[Chorus]
Oh man, I feel like George Costanza
Stepped back from the car
Ran into the yard where I yelled

"You cheated me
You're as strange as you are mean
And I woulda bought
Your stupid car too

I can't even understand
What you coulda gotten from this plan
But I know
I've gotta get-et-et gone"