Winkle Picker Shoes Blues

Myles Rudge, Ted Dicks

[Verse 1]
I've got those
Wish-I'd-never-bought-these
Winklepicker-shoes blues

I've got those
What's-the-good-of-shoes
Your-feet-can't-even-use blues

My lickle toe's disjointed
My big one comes out pointed
Wish I'd never seen 'em
How the hell d'ya clean 'em?

Cost me seven nicker
I've got winklepicker-shoes blues

[Verse 2]
What a trouble I've caught in the plates, mates
I look at my feet and I freeze
Why was I misguided?
I wish I'd not decided
To be elastic-sided booties

I've got those wish-that-I-could-flog
These-winklepicker-shoes blues

I've got those oh-me-achin'-dogs
In-shoes-that-once-was-news blues

[Verse 3]
Down at youth club dances
My girlfriend won't take chances
Feel a proper nit th're
All I do is sit th're
Chatting to the vicar

I've got winklepicker
Drives a bloke to liquor
I've got winklepicker-shoes blues

[Outro]
Hooray for gum boots

Trivia about the song Winkle Picker Shoes Blues by Bernard Cribbins

On which albums was the song “Winkle Picker Shoes Blues” released by Bernard Cribbins?
Bernard Cribbins released the song on the albums “The Hole in the Ground” in 1962, “The Best of Bernard Cribbins” in 1970, “Giggling Gertie the Laughing Traffic Warden and Other Favourites” in 1980, and “ The Very Best of Bernard Cribbins” in 2004.
Who composed the song “Winkle Picker Shoes Blues” by Bernard Cribbins?
The song “Winkle Picker Shoes Blues” by Bernard Cribbins was composed by Myles Rudge, Ted Dicks.

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