Elephant Joke?

OK there's this mouse, and this elephant, and they're strolling through the woods, right? (ouch I hurt something) OW! And this mouse and this elephant, are like, strolling through the woods. And the mouse gets stuck in the mud. 'Oh no, I'm stuck in the mud!' he cries to the elephant

No wait a minute, I got it backwards, I'm sorry. OK, the elephant gets stuck in the mud, and he says, 'Oh eleph- oh mouse! Friend mouse! I'm stuck in the mud! You must help me!'

And the mouse says, 'Alright, I'll go home and I'll get my BMW and I'll come out here and I'll tow you out of the mud.'

OW! That stings!

So the mouse goes home and gets the BMW, comes back, throws a rope around the elephant, drags the elephant out of the mud. The elephant says, 'I don't know what I can ever do to repay you' and the mouse says, 'Oh, you'll think of something some day.'

Anyway, then they were walking again, through the woods. The forest. And the mouse gets stuck in the mud. The mouse says, 'Oh friend Elephant, I'm stuck in the mud. You wanna help me?' And the elephant says, 'I'll unfurl my massive member, and you can climb up my shaft to safety.'

So, the elephant drops his dick into the mud. OW THAT HURTS! And so the mouse grabs the dick, climbs on up the dick, jumps on the elephants back and they march off through the forest, happily ever after

The moral of this story is, with a big dick you don't need a snappy car