FOUR BRAVE CHAMPIONS

[Verse 1 Striker]
The Couch is dead Wifi sometimes I Dread, I’m pretty sure my Cheetos are poisoned with Lead, so I’m gonna pass out now I should probably see a doctor, Joe Mama is a cow and you know I’m the best lighting Concocter
Four Brave Champions So Said Nancy and I guess I never listen but you won’t see me Reminiscing, there is one thing I want to accomplish today is to say
The Couch is dead Wifi sometimes I Dread, I’m pretty sure my Cheetos are poisoned with Lead, so I’m gonna pass out now I should probably see a doctor, Joe Mama is a cow and you know I’m the best lighting Concocter

[Verse 2 Pixelate]
DON'T MAKE ME FLUSH THE TOILET IN VOICE MESSAGES AAAAAA
FEELING LIKE A CHAMPION, BITCH WHY YOU TRIPPIN? WHO YOU THINK WERE DISSING MESS WITH US YOU GO MISSIN WE SOVIETS SO DONT GET US PISSED WE DONT MESS AROUND, gotta tell you now, WE WILL GO OUT WITH A BANG. SOVIET GANG

[Verse 3 T_Horn25]
Bitch we Slashers, you know we the Masters, can’t fuck with the Blade? I always here to Crusade, I can’t Relate, ain’t up for debate, it is pretty funny when I masturbate, no need to have hate, you’re already late, it ain’t up to date, now your death is fate

[Verse 4 Big Byrdy]
Coming in like Dasher, You better hope to meet your Masters, cuz I come at you Faster and Faster so I can beat Bastards
I’ll Blast you away like I’m Blastoise
Wanna mess with Crashers? well you're about to encounter the Hash Slash Slinging Slasher so don’t think ahead of me because you know I’ll most likely put your asses into bed so I can shed your skin away yuh
Four Brave Champions Soviet Gang Forever ☭

[Verse 5 Striker]
The Couch is dead Wifi sometimes I Dread, I’m pretty sure my Cheetos are poisoned with Lead, so I’m gonna pass out now I should probably see a doctor, Joe Mama is a cow and you know I’m the best lighting Concocter