LORD SCRUMPTIOUS

Lord Scrumptious created the world when he was a scrap of a lad
Lord Scrumptious now watches us sweetly, he doesn’t like when we’re bad
He’s chewing on part of the world
We can’t fix the hole in his heart
He’s chewing on part of the world
Lord Scrumptious chows down on a cloud that’s made of delicious whole cream
Lord Scrumptious gets steadily fatter while we’re getting dangerously lean
He’s chewing on part of the world
Can’t fix the hole in his heart
He’s chewing on part of the world
Lord Scrumptious woke up on a sundae, the fudge was beginning to melt
With one hand he loosened the buckle on his equatorial belt
And with the other hand stuffed and he crammed and licked the tectonic plate
Scooped up the ocean, chasing down all he ate, some say it’s too late
Chewing
He can’t fix the hole in his heart, this time…