WRONG IN THE CHARTS
GARY WALEIK, JEFFREY OLIPHANT, STEPHEN MICHENER, WILLIAM GOFFRIER
You can’t help when the blackbirds flock
You can’t help when your boat gets rocked
You can’t help when your house gets locked.
Jacques, Jacques … Jacques Chirac!
Oh oh oh oh oh...oh oh oh oh
I can’t walk when the sidewalk sways
I can’t think when my prayer prays
I can’t deal with this old hat craze
Gab, gab … Gabby Hayes
Oh oh oh oh oh...oh oh oh oh
(Calm right down)
I am a myth
(Calm right down)
But she has the guise
(Calm right down)
It’s wrong in the charts
(Calm right down)
Goes out with the tide
Oh oh oh oh oh...oh oh oh oh
We can’t kiss ‘cuz we don’t know how
We can’t love with these killers about
And when I hit the ground
Meow...and how!
Oh oh oh oh oh...oh oh oh oh