ZOOMER HOOMER

[Yaboiyardstick]
(clears throat)

Yuh, uh
Mm, Mm, Mm, yuh uh-huh
Amogus amogus amogus amogus
You're sussy, imposter, amogus
You're sussy, you're sussy, you're sussy
Amogus amogus amogus amogus

19 dollar Fortnite Card
Yeah, I'm givin it away
So remember, share share share, yuh
Step one, oil floats on water
Step two, wait for it to rain
Step three, cover yourself in oil
Step four, fly

You're sussy, I know you took my Fortnite Card
You're sussy, I know you took my Fortnite Card
Why don't you give my Fortnite Card back?
You're sussy, you're sussy, you're sussy

Gen Z humor has degraded so much
We are all a failure to our parents, yuh
(loud moans)
Why do we even try anymore?
Humor has dеgraded into nothi-
(nothing)
(quiet laughter)

What?

Humor is, еntirely subjective
I know that's what they say
But, it's not
It, it's stupid
Like thi- this humor
AMONG US, that's not funny, you see
That's not funny

I- alright nah, cut it, cut the music
Alright, that is just not funny at all
If you think that is funny then you can go back to your little neckbeard, Redditor, "cum-cave" where you sit inside all day
Not seeing the light of day for months on end (aaaahh)
Go ahead and upvote your Big Chungus, Keanu Reeves wholesome 100 doggo moment (AAAAA, it hurts)
Alright?
Go away you degenerate, failure of humanity (i'm gonna call my mommy)

[big hamus]
Among Us