Drafted Intro (Skit)

This is S.M.E.N., your athority on hip-hop news
We'd like to welcome everybody back to the second half of the S.M.E.N. draft
I'm your host Ryan Bozworth, alongside me, hall of famer ob Rowland
Now fellas, we've seen in the first half, the majors take all the one hit wonders
You're right, Ryan
And that's why for me, this is the best part of the draft
This is where the real tallent in the draft gets picked up
Independent labels are the best at drafting artists
And unlike the one hit wonders the majors take, these artists have longevity
Ight you are, Rob
And speaking of independent labels, Strange Music is the number one independent label in the world
They also have the next pick in this year's draft
With more on what they're thinking about doing with their pick, we turn to hip-hop annalist Mackzilla
Mack?
Eh, Rob and Ryan
Eh listen, this year's draft's gonna be a tough one
I mean, with folks out here like Yukmouth, Brotha Lynch and Big Scoob, I mean, it's no telling where they go
But I'ma be honest with you, if they pick somebody like Big Scoob, that would be Monsterifik for Strange Music
Hold on, wait
They're announcing the pick, hold on
Shut up, bitch
Hold on
And the 2009 S.M.E.N. artist draft, Strange Music selects Big Scoob from the state of Missouri
Rob, Ryan, the crowd is going wild, man
They love this