Blue Lives Splatter

Nic Mason, Ty Morley

A BigSpoon production
I'm driving at night, speeding fast
I'm doing 300 on the overpass
Lights flash behind me, red and blue
Tyzee you know just what to do
So he goes under the seat
Grabs the heat
Hangs out the window while I'm holding on his feet
Pop pop pop
Right at they heads
Next thing you know them cops was dead
Let's get this bread
Peel out quick
Grab the stick
I'm in the mood to kill some dudes
Let's fry some bacon
At the station
Pull up with our guns-a-blazin
Kick open the door
What do I see
One fat piggy staring back at me
He's filled with terror
Doesn't know what to do
So I throw him on the ground and make him lick my shoe

I said blue lives splatter (blue lives splatter)
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I tie him up
Where are the others
He said they probably out harassin' some brothers
So I tell reception
Bring em back here
Then I wait to pop em off
Like they deer
One little piggy came back home
Put a slug, yeah
Straight to the dome
Two came in the back
So I beat em with a baseball bat
One came in like Rambo
All dressed up in camo
So I pulled out my pistol
And shot him right in the pisshole
Helicopter in the sky
So I grab my missile
Sniper on the roof
Made him go poof
That was my last grenade
So I switch to the blade
Cutting open a cop
From the belly to top
Then I peel off his face
And piss in its place
Then the sheriff came
And I killed him too
But before he died
Made him eat his own poo

I said blue lives splatter (blue lives splatter)
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Officer down

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