Qualifications

Stephen William Bragg

With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
I could get me a job walking a dog
Chopping a log, cleaning a bog

With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
I could see myself stacking a shelf
As a sales assistant at do-it-yourself

With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo

And my brother worked night and day
On the Euro-Star terminal
And the government gave it away

So what's the point in university?
For three years, I read philosophy
Now I read bar codes all day long
Beep, beep, beep sings that check-out song

With my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo
Talking 'bout my qualifications, woo-hoo-hoo

Would you like to see my PhD?
My BSc? My GCSEs?
I gotta first in physics so I ought to know
If your fries are for here or to go

Trivia about the song Qualifications by Billy Bragg

On which albums was the song “Qualifications” released by Billy Bragg?
Billy Bragg released the song on the albums “William Bloke” in 1996, “Bloke on Bloke” in 1997, and “Volume II” in 2005.
Who composed the song “Qualifications” by Billy Bragg?
The song “Qualifications” by Billy Bragg was composed by Stephen William Bragg.

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