Fat White Man

Tor Maries

[Verse 1]
Fat white man in a fat white car
Soft rage from old age
Full wallet, thin hair, mostly bald
Smoking his way outta town
Stoppin' at the garage
I was working the day shift
Where he bumps into Lisa
She was looking good in a tight black dress
Standing by the crisps and the sandwiches
He walks over, he was looking fat, mostly bald
Seriously, buy the most expensive car you want
You're going bald

[Chorus]
Gently Bentley, you're a heavy load
Gently Bentley, fat white man on the road

[Verse 2]
Eyes on the prize
He asks "where you headed? To a party?
I just put Diesel in my unleaded"
Oh no
That could really wreck your car
But what are you gonna do?
She looked at him, he looked at her, I looked at you
"You're a damsel in that dress, Lisa
And neither of us are getting any younger
Iʼm an executive and your game's hunger"

[Chorus]
Gently Bentley, you're a heavy load
Gently Bentley, fat white man on the road

[Verse 3]
The next week I was working the night shift
Fat white man in a fat white car with a fat white wallet
Red face, thin hair, mostly bald
Slid through the automated doors and out from the fridge
Lisa appeared this time by the wines and beers
"Well fancy seeing you here, my battery died
I thought it was best I come looking for some help inside"
He bought a toffee crisp and a bottle of Sprite
"The passenger seatʼs yours"

[Chorus]
Gently Bentley, you're a heavy load
Gently Bentley, fat white man on the road

[Outro]
Oh yeah
There he goes, look at him go
Fat white man on the road
Honestly I can't count these Skittles again
They're exactly the same
Fat white man on the road
Yeah somebody is gonna taste the rainbow
But it's not me, haha!
Fat white man on the road
One time [??]

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