Shake Well Before Opening

Funky!
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!
Rub-a-dub-dub waste the doorman at a club
Come and have a go if you think you're hard enough!
Rub-a-dub-dub waste the doorman at a club

Shake well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot
Shake it well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot

Pleasure, nourishment
A smile of some encouragement
But no, you get it
No you twist

When you're wrapped up to tight and you eat
You're always teasing!
Teasing, teasing, teasing...
Teasing, teasing, teasing...

Rub-a-dub-dub waste the doorman at a club

Shake well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot
Shake it well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot

Nailed your own head to the dartboard
You used a Rolex to roll up your keks
You nailed your own head to the dartboard
You used a Rolex to roll up your keks

You rag and bone man
When you're on your own man
We're rag and bone man
We make your own man

Well you eat and you drink
All the chemicals in the world
Make you seek
Bleak

Shake well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot
Shake it well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot

Rub-a-dub-dub waste the doorman at a club

Shake it well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot
Shake it well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot

Shake it well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot
Shake it well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot

Shake it well before opening
Shake it well before opening
Shake it well before opening
Shake it well before opening
Serve it out or not

Shake well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot
Shake it well before opening
Serve it chilled or hot...