Equally Evil
These are identical yet opposite pairs
Humanity is comprised of them and their impairs
One looks at the other with a starved gaze
The other gets lost in an elaborate daze
They're both in a game and knows how the other plays
One is praised for being shameless
The other is ridiculed for their choices
They're both entirely promiscuous
You're equally evil
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You're equally evil
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Although there are a few outliers/Here's the truth
The majority of you
Are equally evil
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These are identical yet opposite pairs
The same characteristics will become their heirs'
One enjoys the fruits of being selfish
The other is spoiled and abuses their gifts
They're both clearly brimming with avarice
One practices being openly judgmental
The other more cunningly is awful
They both are accurately immoral
You're equally evil
Ooh-ooooh-oh
You're equally evil
Ooh-ooooh-oh-oh
Although there are a few outliers/Here's the truth
The majority of you
Are equally evil
Oh-oooooh-oh-oh-oh-oooh
Devious
Lustful
Greedy
Shallow
Egocentric
Spiteful
Violent
Ungrateful
You're equally evil
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(Equally Evil)
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(Equally Evil)
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(Equally Evil)
You're Equally Evil