Happy Holidays, You Bastard

Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge, Travis Barker

Lyrics Translation

It's Christmas eve
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
It's Christmas eve
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents

And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs

And he shit, shit, shit his pants
He's always fucking shit his pants
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad'll suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's Christmas eve
É véspera de Natal
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
E eu só embrulhei dois presentes, porra
It's Christmas eve
É véspera de Natal
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
E eu só embrulhei dois presentes, porra
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
E eu odeio, odeio, odeio sua coragem
I hate, hate, hate your guts
Eu odeio, odeio, odeio sua coragem
And I'll never talk to you again
E eu nunca mais vou falar com você de novo
Unless your dad'll suck me off
A não que seu pai chupe meu pau
I'll never talk to you again
Eu nunca mais vou falar com você de novo
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A não ser que sua mãe toque nas minhas bolas
I'll never talk to you again
Eu nunca mais vou falar com você de novo
Ejaculate into a sock
Goze em uma meia
I'll never talk to you again
Eu nunca mais vou falar com você de novo
I'll never talk to you again
Eu nunca mais vou falar com você de novo
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
É dia do trabalho e meu avô acabou de comer cachorros quente, porra
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Dia do trabalho e minha avó acabou de comer cachorros quente, porra
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
E ele caga, caga, caga nas calças
He's always fucking shit his pants
Ele sempre caga nas calças
And I'll never talk to you again
Eu nunca mais vou falar com você de novo
Unless your dad'll suck me off
A não que seu pai chupe meu pau
I'll never talk to you again
Eu nunca mais vou falar com você de novo
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A não ser que sua mãe toque nas minhas bolas
I'll never talk to you again
Eu nunca mais vou falar com você de novo
Ejaculate into a sock
Goze em uma meia
I'll never talk to you again
Eu nunca mais vou falar com você de novo
I'll never talk to you again
Eu nunca mais vou falar com você de novo
It's Christmas eve
Es nochebuena
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Y solo he envuelto dos putos regalos
It's Christmas eve
Es nochebuena
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Y solo he envuelto dos putos regalos
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
Y odio, odio, odio tus entrañas
I hate, hate, hate your guts
Odio, odio, odio tus entrañas
And I'll never talk to you again
Y nunca volveré a hablarte
Unless your dad'll suck me off
A menos que tu padre me la mame
I'll never talk to you again
Nunca volveré a hablar contigo
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A menos que tu mamá toque mi verga
I'll never talk to you again
Nunca volveré a hablar contigo
Ejaculate into a sock
Eyacular en un calcetín
I'll never talk to you again
Nunca volveré a hablar contigo
I'll never talk to you again
Nunca volveré a hablar contigo
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Es el día del trabajo y mi abuelo se acaba de tragar siete pinches hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Día del trabajo y mi abuelo se acaba de tragar siete pinches hot dogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
Y se cagó, se cagó, se cagó los pantalones
He's always fucking shit his pants
Siempre se está cagando los pantalones
And I'll never talk to you again
Y nunca volveré a hablar contigo
Unless your dad'll suck me off
A menos que tu padre me la mame
I'll never talk to you again
Nunca volveré a hablar contigo
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A menos que tu mamá toque mi verga
I'll never talk to you again
Nunca volveré a hablar contigo
Ejaculate into a sock
Eyacular en un calcetín
I'll never talk to you again
Nunca volveré a hablar contigo
I'll never talk to you again
Nunca volveré a hablar contigo
It's Christmas eve
C'est la veille de Noël
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Et je n'ai emballé que deux putains de cadeaux
It's Christmas eve
C'est la veille de Noël
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Et je n'ai emballé que deux putains de cadeaux
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
Et je déteste, déteste, déteste tes tripes
I hate, hate, hate your guts
Je déteste, déteste, déteste tes tripes
And I'll never talk to you again
Et je ne te parlerai plus jamais
Unless your dad'll suck me off
À moins que ton père ne me suce
I'll never talk to you again
Je ne te parlerai plus jamais
Unless your mom will touch my cock
À moins que ta mère ne touche ma bite
I'll never talk to you again
Je ne te parlerai plus jamais
Ejaculate into a sock
Éjaculer dans une chaussette
I'll never talk to you again
Je ne te parlerai plus jamais
I'll never talk to you again
Je ne te parlerai plus jamais
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
C'est la fête du travail et mon grand-père vient de manger sept putains de hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Fête du travail et mon grand-père vient de manger sept putains de hot dogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
Et il a chié, chié, chié dans son pantalon
He's always fucking shit his pants
Il chie toujours dans son pantalon
And I'll never talk to you again
Et je ne te parlerai plus jamais
Unless your dad'll suck me off
À moins que ton père ne me suce
I'll never talk to you again
Je ne te parlerai plus jamais
Unless your mom will touch my cock
À moins que ta mère ne touche ma bite
I'll never talk to you again
Je ne te parlerai plus jamais
Ejaculate into a sock
Éjaculer dans une chaussette
I'll never talk to you again
Je ne te parlerai plus jamais
I'll never talk to you again
Je ne te parlerai plus jamais
It's Christmas eve
Es ist Heiligabend
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Und ich habe nur zwei verdammte Geschenke eingepackt
It's Christmas eve
Es ist Heiligabend
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Und ich habe nur zwei verdammte Geschenke eingepackt
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
Und ich hasse, hasse, hasse deine Eingeweide
I hate, hate, hate your guts
Ich hasse, hasse, hasse deine Eingeweide
And I'll never talk to you again
Und ich werde nie wieder mit dir reden
Unless your dad'll suck me off
Es sei denn, dein Vater bläst mich
I'll never talk to you again
Ich werde nie wieder mit dir reden
Unless your mom will touch my cock
Es sei denn, deine Mutter berührt meinen Schwanz
I'll never talk to you again
Ich werde nie wieder mit dir reden
Ejaculate into a sock
Ejakuliere in eine Socke
I'll never talk to you again
Ich werde nie wieder mit dir reden
I'll never talk to you again
Ich werde nie wieder mit dir reden
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Es ist Tag der Arbeit und mein Opa hat gerade sieben verdammte Hotdogs gegessen
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Tag der Arbeit und mein Opa hat gerade sieben verdammte Hotdogs gegessen
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
Und er hat, hat, hat seine Hosen vollgeschissen
He's always fucking shit his pants
Er hat immer seine verdammten Hosen vollgeschissen
And I'll never talk to you again
Und ich werde nie wieder mit dir reden
Unless your dad'll suck me off
Es sei denn, dein Vater bläst mich
I'll never talk to you again
Ich werde nie wieder mit dir reden
Unless your mom will touch my cock
Es sei denn, deine Mutter berührt meinen Schwanz
I'll never talk to you again
Ich werde nie wieder mit dir reden
Ejaculate into a sock
Ejakuliere in eine Socke
I'll never talk to you again
Ich werde nie wieder mit dir reden
I'll never talk to you again
Ich werde nie wieder mit dir reden
It's Christmas eve
È la vigilia di Natale
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
E ho impacchettato soltanto due fottuti regali
It's Christmas eve
È la vigilia di Natale
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
E ho impacchettato soltanto due fottuti regali
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
E ti odio, ti odio, ti odio a morte
I hate, hate, hate your guts
Ti odio, ti odio, ti odio a morte
And I'll never talk to you again
E non ti parlerò mai più
Unless your dad'll suck me off
A meno che tuo papà non me lo succhi
I'll never talk to you again
Non ti parlerò mai più
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A meno che tua mamma non mi tocchi l'uccello
I'll never talk to you again
Non ti parlerò mai più
Ejaculate into a sock
Eiaculo in una calza
I'll never talk to you again
Non ti parlerò mai più
I'll never talk to you again
Non ti parlerò mai più
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
È la giornata dei lavoratori e mio nonno ha appena mangiato sette fottuti hot dogs
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Giornata dei lavoratori e mio nonno ha appena mangiato sette fottuti hot dogs
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
E si è cagato, si è cagato, si è cagato addosso
He's always fucking shit his pants
Lui si caga sempre fottutamente addosso
And I'll never talk to you again
E non ti parlerò mai più
Unless your dad'll suck me off
A meno che tuo papà non me lo succhi
I'll never talk to you again
Non ti parlerò mai più
Unless your mom will touch my cock
A meno che tua mamma non mi tocchi l'uccello
I'll never talk to you again
Non ti parlerò mai più
Ejaculate into a sock
Eiaculo in una calza
I'll never talk to you again
Non ti parlerò mai più
I'll never talk to you again
Non ti parlerò mai più
It's Christmas eve
Ini malam Natal
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Dan aku baru membungkus dua sialan hadiah
It's Christmas eve
Ini malam Natal
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
Dan aku baru membungkus dua sialan hadiah
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
Dan aku benci, benci, benci isi hatimu
I hate, hate, hate your guts
Aku benci, benci, benci isi hatimu
And I'll never talk to you again
Dan aku takkan pernah berbicara denganmu lagi
Unless your dad'll suck me off
Kecuali ayahmu mau memuaskanku
I'll never talk to you again
Aku takkan pernah berbicara denganmu lagi
Unless your mom will touch my cock
Kecuali ibumu mau menyentuhku
I'll never talk to you again
Aku takkan pernah berbicara denganmu lagi
Ejaculate into a sock
Ejakulasi ke dalam kaus kaki
I'll never talk to you again
Aku takkan pernah berbicara denganmu lagi
I'll never talk to you again
Aku takkan pernah berbicara denganmu lagi
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Ini hari Buruh dan kakekku baru saja makan tujuh sialan hot dog
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
Hari Buruh dan kakekku baru saja makan tujuh sialan hot dog
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
Dan dia buang air besar, buang air besar, buang air besar di celananya
He's always fucking shit his pants
Dia selalu sialan buang air besar di celananya
And I'll never talk to you again
Dan aku takkan pernah berbicara denganmu lagi
Unless your dad'll suck me off
Kecuali ayahmu mau memuaskanku
I'll never talk to you again
Aku takkan pernah berbicara denganmu lagi
Unless your mom will touch my cock
Kecuali ibumu mau menyentuhku
I'll never talk to you again
Aku takkan pernah berbicara denganmu lagi
Ejaculate into a sock
Ejakulasi ke dalam kaus kaki
I'll never talk to you again
Aku takkan pernah berbicara denganmu lagi
I'll never talk to you again
Aku takkan pernah berbicara denganmu lagi
It's Christmas eve
今日はクリスマス・イブ
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
プレゼントは2つしか包んでない
It's Christmas eve
今日はクリスマス・イブ
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
プレゼントは2つしか包んでない
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
お前の根性が嫌いだよ
I hate, hate, hate your guts
お前の根性が嫌いだよ
And I'll never talk to you again
お前と二度とあなたに話すことはねえ
Unless your dad'll suck me off
お前のパパがフェラしてくれない限り
I'll never talk to you again
お前と二度とあなたに話すことはねえ
Unless your mom will touch my cock
お前のママが俺のチンコに触れない限り
I'll never talk to you again
お前と二度とあなたに話すことはねえ
Ejaculate into a sock
靴下に射精するんだ
I'll never talk to you again
お前と二度とあなたに話すことはねえ
I'll never talk to you again
お前と二度とあなたに話すことはねえ
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
勤労感謝の日なのに、俺のじいちゃんは7つもホットドッグを食べちゃったよ
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
勤労感謝の日なのに、俺のじいちゃんは7つもホットドッグを食べちゃったよ
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
そんでじいちゃんうんこ漏らしちまったんだ
He's always fucking shit his pants
いつもうんこ漏らすんだ
And I'll never talk to you again
お前と二度とあなたに話すことはねえ
Unless your dad'll suck me off
お前のパパがフェラしてくれない限り
I'll never talk to you again
お前と二度とあなたに話すことはねえ
Unless your mom will touch my cock
お前のママが俺のチンコに触れない限り
I'll never talk to you again
お前と二度とあなたに話すことはねえ
Ejaculate into a sock
靴下に射精するんだ
I'll never talk to you again
お前と二度とあなたに話すことはねえ
I'll never talk to you again
お前と二度とあなたに話すことはねえ
It's Christmas eve
วันคริสต์มาสอีฟ
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
และฉันห่อของขวัญได้แค่สองชิ้นเท่านั้น
It's Christmas eve
วันคริสต์มาสอีฟ
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
และฉันห่อของขวัญได้แค่สองชิ้นเท่านั้น
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
และฉันเกลียด, เกลียด, เกลียดคุณมาก
I hate, hate, hate your guts
ฉันเกลียด, เกลียด, เกลียดคุณมาก
And I'll never talk to you again
และฉันจะไม่พูดกับคุณอีกเลย
Unless your dad'll suck me off
เว้นแต่พ่อของคุณจะทำให้ฉันพอใจ
I'll never talk to you again
ฉันจะไม่พูดกับคุณอีกเลย
Unless your mom will touch my cock
เว้นแต่แม่ของคุณจะสัมผัสฉัน
I'll never talk to you again
ฉันจะไม่พูดกับคุณอีกเลย
Ejaculate into a sock
หลั่งใส่ถุงเท้า
I'll never talk to you again
ฉันจะไม่พูดกับคุณอีกเลย
I'll never talk to you again
ฉันจะไม่พูดกับคุณอีกเลย
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
วันแรงงานและปู่ของฉันเพิ่งกินฮอทดอกไปเจ็ดอัน
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
วันแรงงานและปู่ของฉันเพิ่งกินฮอทดอกไปเจ็ดอัน
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
และเขาถ่าย, ถ่าย, ถ่ายในกางเกง
He's always fucking shit his pants
เขาเสมอทำแบบนั้น
And I'll never talk to you again
และฉันจะไม่พูดกับคุณอีกเลย
Unless your dad'll suck me off
เว้นแต่พ่อของคุณจะทำให้ฉันพอใจ
I'll never talk to you again
ฉันจะไม่พูดกับคุณอีกเลย
Unless your mom will touch my cock
เว้นแต่แม่ของคุณจะสัมผัสฉัน
I'll never talk to you again
ฉันจะไม่พูดกับคุณอีกเลย
Ejaculate into a sock
หลั่งใส่ถุงเท้า
I'll never talk to you again
ฉันจะไม่พูดกับคุณอีกเลย
I'll never talk to you again
ฉันจะไม่พูดกับคุณอีกเลย
It's Christmas eve
今天是平安夜
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
我只包了两个他妈的礼物
It's Christmas eve
今天是平安夜
And I've only wrapped two fucking presents
我只包了两个他妈的礼物
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
我讨厌,讨厌,讨厌你的内心
I hate, hate, hate your guts
我讨厌,讨厌,讨厌你的内心
And I'll never talk to you again
我再也不会和你说话了
Unless your dad'll suck me off
除非你爸爸来讨好我
I'll never talk to you again
我再也不会和你说话了
Unless your mom will touch my cock
除非你妈妈来触摸我
I'll never talk to you again
我再也不会和你说话了
Ejaculate into a sock
射精进一只袜子里
I'll never talk to you again
我再也不会和你说话了
I'll never talk to you again
我再也不会和你说话了
It's labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
今天是劳动节,我爷爷刚吃了七个他妈的热狗
Labor day and my grandpa just ate seven fucking hot dogs
劳动节,我爷爷刚吃了七个他妈的热狗
And he shit, shit, shit his pants
他拉,拉,拉了裤子
He's always fucking shit his pants
他总是他妈的拉裤子
And I'll never talk to you again
我再也不会和你说话了
Unless your dad'll suck me off
除非你爸爸来讨好我
I'll never talk to you again
我再也不会和你说话了
Unless your mom will touch my cock
除非你妈妈来触摸我
I'll never talk to you again
我再也不会和你说话了
Ejaculate into a sock
射精进一只袜子里
I'll never talk to you again
我再也不会和你说话了
I'll never talk to you again
我再也不会和你说话了

Trivia about the song Happy Holidays, You Bastard by blink-182

On which albums was the song “Happy Holidays, You Bastard” released by blink-182?
blink-182 released the song on the albums “Take Off Your Pants and Jacket” in 2001 and “Blink-182 Box Set” in 2016.
Who composed the song “Happy Holidays, You Bastard” by blink-182?
The song “Happy Holidays, You Bastard” by blink-182 was composed by Mark Hoppus, Tom DeLonge, Travis Barker.

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