All I Want For Christmas Is My Nuts

[Verse 1: Collin Smith]
Silent night
Holy shite
My balls are gone
Where did they go?
Someone must have stole them in my sleep
All I want for Christmas is my nuts

[Chorus: Collin Smith]
Not peanuts
Not chestnuts
Not walnuts
Just my nuts
Not peanuts
Not chestnuts
I just want my balls back

[Verse 2: Collin Smith]
Silent fart
Oh, I just shart
This is bad
Mom is mad
Now I have a rash everywhere
I have to buy some new underwear

[Chorus: Collin Smith]
Not peanuts
Not chestnuts
Not walnuts
Just my nuts
Not peanuts
Not chestnuts
I just want my balls back

[Bridge: Jacob Watson]
I'm gonna find my balls
I'm gonna find my balls
I'm gonna find my balls
If it's the last thing I do
Merry Christmas, you flippin' Jew

[Bridge 2: Collin Smith]
Yeah
Gonna find my balls they- they gotta be around here somewherе
My balls, my precious balls
Took them in my sleep, that thief
That piеce of crap
I wanna find my balls right now
My nuts my- my- my testicles
Where did they go?

[Outro: Clinton Smith]
I'm gonna find my balls
I'm gonna find my balls
I'm gonna find my balls
Oh, they were in my pocket the whole time
It's a Christmas miracle