I Hope You Die On Christmas
[Verse 1: Collin Smith]
One, two, three, four
I got some poop on my door
What a great old present
I got my balls burnt off in the oven
Got vomit all up in my truck bed
My butt will swallow the entire tree
So don't you bother when I try to pee
I'm waiting for the sacred recipe
So I can cook up all my feces
{Chorus: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
[Verse 2: Jacob Watson]
I hope you die tonight
Suicide or homicide
It doesn't matter which it is
I got bitches, they're on my dick
I don't care what you say, lil prick
I'm gonna come up with that Glock in my hip
I pull up with my army and you're gonna see you're the end
I pull up with the gun, it's on my back
I got the Draco, boy I spray a hoe and now she's a widow
I'm not playing games, no that's a fact
{Chorus: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
[Verse 3: Clinton Smith]
This isn't your traditional Christmas song
But I take a hit from this big ah bong
My balls are really, really long
Out in the snow with a thong
If Santa's fat ass doesn't bring me good things this year
I will make sure there is no cheer
Because the only thing with me this year
Is just a big bottle of beer
Got a present from old Saint Nick
It was just his dick so I poked it with a stick
And he yelled oh frick
This year I got nothing but coal
I'm a holly jolly tool
Nah this ain't no April Fools
And Santa's fat ass doesn't pull
[Chorus: Jacob Watson & Collin Smith]
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
{Outro: Jacob Watson]
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas
I hope you die on Christmas