Beat up Old Jetliner

Bob Rivers, Joe Bryant, Spike O’Neill

Goodbye to all my friends I've known
And the travel agent I trusted.
I'm riding along on this beat-up old plane;
Look out the window. All the rivets are rusted.

As that ground crew pushes us backwards
On that rickety L-1011,
I'm feeling around for that flotation device,
And when the safety film is shown,
I'm payin' close attention.

Beat-up old jetliner,
Hope you got a tune-up today.
Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner,
Did they sneak you past the FAA?

Bouncin' 'round in a thunder cloud,
Landing gear won't come down.
My seatback is up and my belt is on.
I see the fire crews sprayin' foam on the ground.

And if I get to my final destination,
I know the next flight will surely be free.
But I don't think I'll go back up
Into that piece of shit just to save a few pennies.

Beat-up old jetliner
Won't carry me too far today.
Ohhhh, give me a fresh airliner;
I don't care what I've got to pay.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Beat-up old jetliner,
Don't carry me too far today.
Ohhhh, beat-up old jetliner,
'Cause it's home that I'd rather stay.

Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking.
I've just turned off the no-smokin' sign.
I figure, hell, if the plane's smokin' why shouldn't you

Trivia about the song Beat up Old Jetliner by Bob Rivers

When was the song “Beat up Old Jetliner” released by Bob Rivers?
The song Beat up Old Jetliner was released in 1997, on the album “Best Of Twisted Tunes, Vol. 2”.
Who composed the song “Beat up Old Jetliner” by Bob Rivers?
The song “Beat up Old Jetliner” by Bob Rivers was composed by Bob Rivers, Joe Bryant, Spike O’Neill.

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