Free As A Turd
Joe Bryant, Spike O’Neill, Bob Rivers
Please don't put out this turd
It's a piece of crap to me
Can hardly hear my words
Whatever happened to
The rights to Love Me Do?
We made Michael Jackson one rich mother
John wouldn't like this much
We use him as a crutch
And now he feels so cheap
So please, this song's a turd
I'm not a Traveling Wilbury
This should not be heard
I'm flipping Paul the bird
Turned out like a piece of crap
This is way worse than being shot, I can tell you that