Shoppin’ Around For A Christmas Tree

Joe Bryant, Spike O’Neill, Bob Rivers

Shoppin' around for a Christmas tree
At the grocery parking lot
Everything awful [?] four-foot-threes
'Bout a hundred bucks a pop
Shleppin' around for a Christmas tree
And I still haven't found a thing
In a trailer I met some drunken guy
And we did some haggling

People get that ornamental feeling every year
Moms and dads and kids are happy
'Til they get their hands all scratched and sappy

Shoppin' around the Christmas trees
What a crappy holiday
Today they smell so fresh and green
They'll be dead on Christmas day

You will get that ornamental feeling every year
When you find a tree that looks real jolly
If you turn it 'round it's brown as Charlie's

Choppin' down my Christmas tree
In the true old-fashioned way
Toppin' it off with a spotted owl
And make a hasty getaway

Trivia about the song Shoppin’ Around For A Christmas Tree by Bob Rivers

When was the song “Shoppin’ Around For A Christmas Tree” released by Bob Rivers?
The song Shoppin’ Around For A Christmas Tree was released in 2005, on the album “White Trash Christmas”.
Who composed the song “Shoppin’ Around For A Christmas Tree” by Bob Rivers?
The song “Shoppin’ Around For A Christmas Tree” by Bob Rivers was composed by Joe Bryant, Spike O’Neill, Bob Rivers.

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