When was the song “Three Inch Tool” released by Bob Rivers?

The song Three Inch Tool was released in 1997, on the album “Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1”.

Who composed the song “Three Inch Tool” by Bob Rivers?

The song “Three Inch Tool” by Bob Rivers was composed by Joe Bryant, Spike O’Neill, Bob Rivers.

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Three Inch Tool

Joe Bryant, Spike O’Neill, Bob Rivers

Little me, my nuts are small as pearls
You like to laugh at me 'cause I'm hung just like a squirrel
Sometimes it bugs me, I'm not a bigger guy
When I was a baby, I was exactly the same size
But there's nothin' I can do
'Cause I only got a three-inch tool

Come home with me, have a cocktail at my place
I gotta tell you before we get past second base
In my pants ain't no big schwing
But if you can find him he's a friendly little thing

But there's nothin' I can do
I only got a three-inch tool
When I'm comin' out of the pool
I only got a one-inch tool

Sometimes I wonder if it'll ever extend
I get embarrassed when I'm hangin' with my friends
They like to razz me, I don't know why
They get me a Happy Meal and super-size my fry

And there's nothin' I can do
I only got a three-inch tool
When I'm comin' out of the pool
I only got a one-inch tool
Yeah it's small but it's real cool
I'm happy with a three-inch tool
I only got a three-inch tool

Trivia about the song Three Inch Tool by Bob Rivers

When was the song “Three Inch Tool” released by Bob Rivers?: The song Three Inch Tool was released in 1997, on the album “Best Of Twisted Tunes Vol. 1”.
Who composed the song “Three Inch Tool” by Bob Rivers?: The song “Three Inch Tool” by Bob Rivers was composed by Joe Bryant, Spike O’Neill, Bob Rivers.