The Telephone Hour

Hi, Nancy
Hi, Ursula
What's the story, mornin' glory?
What's tale, nightingale?
Did you hear about Hugo and Kim
Hi, Margie
Hi, Alice
What's the story, mornin' glory?
What's the word, hummingbird?
Have you heard about Hugo and Kim?
Did they really get pinned?
Did she kiss him and cry?
Did he pin the pin on?
Or was he too shy?
Well, I heard they got pinned (Yeah, yeah)
I was hopin' they would (Uh-huh)
Now they're livin' at last (he's gone)
Goin' steady for good

Hello, Mister Henkel, this is Harvey Johnson
Can I talk to Penelope Ann?
(Is it true about Kim?)
Penelope
(I just knew it somehow)
About the prom
(I must call her right up)
Saturday?
(I can't talk to you now)

Goin' steady (you know it, man)
Goin' steady (it's crazy, man)
Goin' steady (you know it)

It won't last
Not at all
He's too thin
She's too tall

Hello, Missus Miller, this is Harvey Johnson
Can I speak to Debra Sue?

Hiya Hugo
Are ya stupid?
Whatcha' wanna go get pinned for? (You don't know how to live)
Oh, you mean it (you'd get pinned if you could)
Lost your marbles (Kim and I are in love)
Are you nutty? (Goin' steady for)

Hello, Mrs. Garfein, is Charity home from school yet?

Did they really get pinned? (Goin' steady) (she saw him)
I was hopin' they would (goin' steady) (she dug him)
Now they're livin' at last (goin' steady) (she nailed him)
Goin' steady for good

If you gotta go, that's the way to go
When they got you hooked (ooh-ooh)
Then you're really cooked
Whatcha gonna do? (Ooh-ooh)
Whatcha gonna do?

Well, I heard they got pinned (Oh)
I was thinkin' they would (oh)
Now they're livin' at last
Goin' steady for good

Goin' steady, goin' steady, goin' steady
Steady for good
Goin' steady, goin' steady, goin' steady
Steady for good

He's in love with Kim
Kim's in love with him

Goin' steady, goin' steady, goin' steady (well, well, do tell)
Steady for good
Goin' steady, goin' steady, goin' steady (well, well, do tell)
Steady for good

That's the way it should be (oh yeah)
They'll be happy, I know (oh yeah)
Goin' Steady for me (oh yeah)
That's the way it should go

Goin' steady, (goin' steady), goin' steady, (goin' steady)
Goin' steady, steady for good
Goin' steady, (goin' steady), goin' steady, (goin' steady)
Goin' steady, steady for good
Goin' steady, (goin' steady), goin' steady, (goin' steady)
Goin' steady, steady for, goin' steady

Oh yeah!