Internet Karens

[Chorus]
As long as you're on Twitter, everything's gon' make your life the worst
As long as you're on Twitter, you gon', huh, change your views
Long as you on Twitter, you gon', mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm
As long as you on Twitter, you gon' turn into a Karen
You gon' turn into a Karen if you go on Twitter
You gon' turn into a Karen if you–
You gon' turn into a–
You gon' turn into a–

[Verse]
I hope you’re ready for the Twitter experience
Where people take satire things serious
Try to cancel people for small things, delirious
Tell a slightly offensive joke? Your reputation, they smeared it
People get offended over PB&J sandwiches
Thank God Elon Musk didn’t buy this thing
Twitter is in shambles and they don’t know how to handle it
Say BTS is mid and you’re gettin’ about a thousand pings
This is not your world, you’re not in a fairy tale
Nobody looks up to you, you’re not gettin’ fanmail
You are not a leader, they won’t tell you, “All hail”
Don’t know who needed to hear that, but it’s for someone out there
Complainin’ ‘bout cyberbullying? Turn your phone off
Don’t want people sexualizing you? Put your clothes on
Wanna feel normal? Get off your imaginary throne, dawg
Wanna feel awful? Look at a Dream stan’s Twitter feed

[Bridge]
Aye, aye, aye, aye, aye
Aye, whoa, whoa, aye
Aye, look, look, look, look, look, look, look
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
No, look, look, look, look, look
No, no, I have a– Look, look, look
I know I have a friend that likes DSMP
Like, I d– I– No, no, no, no, no
I know not all fans are stans, like, shut up, just st–
Like, like, you are proving my point right now!
You– You are literally proving my po– Get the–
Get out my face!
Aye, y'all need to shut up!
I ain't even do nun' big!
Nah, shut up, he got what he deserved! (God)

[Chorus]
As long as you're on Twitter (Tubbo), everything's gon' make your life the worst (My God)
(I am sending GeorgeNotFound to kill you) As long as you're on Twitter, you gon', huh, change your views (My God)
Long as you on Twitter (I am sending Dream and all his fans to kill you right now), you gon', mmm, mmm, mmm, mmm (My God)
As long as you on Twitter (I swear to god, I'm not even joking), you gon' turn into a Karen (You're such a Karen!)
You gon' turn into a Karen if you go on Twitter (We're boycotting you!)
You gon' turn into a Karen if you– (We are boycotting you, we're boycotting you)
You gon' turn into a– (Say good–)
(Say goodbye to your career, BoostJam)

[Outro]
(killing! wasn't even that good either)