My Girlfriend’s an Alcoholic
[Verse 1]
My girlfriend is so beautiful
She makes me breakfast and folds my shirts
There's no end to her kindness, and she’s the only one to make me laugh until it hurts
Her eyes shine
Her teeth sparkle
She watches all my favorite shows
[Bridge]
But there's only one thing you should know...
[Chorus]
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)
But nobody's perfect
(Hey!)
My girlfriend gets all demonic
(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)
But I think she’s worth it when she:
(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)
Fights at the bar
(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)
Pukes in my car
I know that it's over the minute she's sober
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
[Verse 2]
My girlfriend loves yoga
She's a ringer at keg stands and body shots
Does Pilates, then Kamikazis
So sweet, but you never wanna piss her off
[Bridge]
Cause there's only one thing you should know...
[Chorus]
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)
But nobody's perfect
(Hey!)
My girlfriend gets all demonic
(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)
But I think she's worth it when she:
(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)
Fights at the bar
(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)
Pukes in my car
I know that it's over the minute she’s sober
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
[Verse 3]
And every night I end up driving so she don’t go out D.U.I.'n again
Get locked in the pen... again
(Guitar Solo)
[Chorus]
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic
(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)
But nobody’s perfect
(Hey!)
My girlfriend gets all demonic
(O-oh!)
(O-oh!)
But I think she's worth it when she:
(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)
Fights at the bar
(Drinks!)
(Drinks!)
Pukes in my car
I know that it's over the minute she's sober
(Hey!)
My girlfriend is an alcoholic