This Ain't My Day

I walked the whole nine yards
Across town and missed the boat
I gave your diamond ring
To the ruff part of the sea
I left a pocket full of sunshine
In my other jeans
And then it rained cats and dogs
And I'm allergic to them all
Yeah

Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
But I like to worry myself sometimes
About things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned gray
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day

Embraced my red letter day
And then the mail didn't run
I stopped to smell a rose
But ate shit and poisoned oak
I went out on a limb
And a little bird told me off
I took one for the road
And drove directly into a wall
C'mon

Try not to think about it
Try not to dwell on it
But I like to worry myself sometimes
About things I can't control
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned gray
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day

My trucks broken down
My stomach feels sick
My phone just died and my neighbor is a dick
I lost my wallet
My back hurts, My knee hurts
But who am I to complain

I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned gray
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
(should never of got out of bed)
I didn't wear a smile today
I looked up and all the blue skies turned gray
I don't know how I'm expected to carry on this way
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day
This ain't my year this ain't my week this ain't my day