Drink Whiskey And Shut Up

Drink whiskey and shut up
I might pour you a beer
Drink whiskey and shut up
I might pour you a beer
And if you don't like what I'm servin'
Take your money
Get out of here

Drink whiskey and shut up
I don't serve no chardonnay
Drink whiskey and shut up
I don't serve no chardonnay
If it's wine and cheese you're wantin'
I think the bar next door is gay

I'll fill your glass up high
But I won't serve your brother
I'll fill your glass up high
But I won't serve your brother
If you can't act like a gentleman
I won't pour you another

There's no TV in here
Talk to the person next to you
There's no TV in here
Talk to the person next to you
Well, the pool table is free
And the jukebox only play that blues

Drink whiskey and shut up
Whiskey and shut up
Whiskey and shut up
I'm not makin' no pina coladas
I'm not makin' no mi tis
I don't make no margaritas
Don't make me take out my blender
Drink whiskey and shut up