Along for the Ride
So you’re 29
Could’ve fooled me
Aren’t you still workin’
On your bachelor’s degree?
You’re in a rock band
But no one comes to your shows
You’re only playin’ with yourself
On guitar hero
You sleep ’til noon
Stay up ’til three
You’re livin’ with your mom
'Cause the rent is free
Don’t want a man
Who ain’t got a plan
Don’t want a guy
With too much time on his hands
Take the wheel
Gotta have some drive
Don’t want some tool who’s
Along for the ride
I let you take me out
On a so-called date
Forgot you wallet again
And I had to pay
You had the nerve
To ask for the change
So you could show off your skills
On the arcade games
Screw-in’ around
With nothin’ to do
You spend more time on Youtube
Than you do on you
Don’t want a man
Who ain’t got a plan
Don’t want a guy
With too much time on his hands
Take the wheel
Gotta have some drive
Don’t want some tool who’s
Along for the ride
Boys these days are barely gettin’ by
What happened to the hard-workin’, hands dirty kind?
Don’t want a man
Who ain’t got a plan
Don’t want a guy
With too much time on his hands
Take the wheel
Gotta have some drive
Don’t want some tool who’s
Along for the ride