Laura Lies
Bryan Scary
Gambled with Laura in the moral arcade
But my tongue was confounded to reach her
She went on distorting all the wishes we made
My reactions astounded the creature
She battled with everything she had
And rattled me up against the limit
Cause whenever there's anything that goes alright
Laura Lies
Socially speaking we were peas in a pod
We left all other darlings enraptured
But the floorboards were creaking
And the numbers were odd
And our own private garden was captured
By somebody different than her
Somebody positively altered
Somebody everybody would despise
Laura Lies
I wasn't playing hard to get
I just got tired of her bad debt
She promised everything and no surprise
Laura Lied