Part 5

[Verse 1]
Dip dip dive, so-socialise
Sucker MCs come as no surprise
Some say my ego is oversized
Time for the forces to mobilise
I rock all day and I can go all night
I’d beat old Jack Frost in a snowball fight
You know by now I’m on some other shit
That’s why I’ve gotta hold the microphone with an oven mitt
Freak freak y’all, to the beat y’all
It’s like throwing, like try to bake meatball
You should’ve stepped back, should’ve stayed cool
Should’ve quit rapping and gone to trade school
I took your rhyme book and use it for a mudflap
Can’t deny it that your hi-hat sounds like a hubcap
Rat [?] rappers need slimfast
I’m the best rapper in the whole gym class

It’s like this y’all
(I may sound lyrical and very mysterious)

[Verse 2]
This is it y’all, this is it y’all
Stepping in my path beware of pitfalls
Running into brick walls, then the road deviates
Fool hardy, at a pool party with Phoebe Cates
Alleviates pain, bagging like a Great Dane
Someone said you’re riding on a runaway freight train
Whilst dallying, one two check
I’ll order beef medallions and wear ‘em around my neck
To rock with me or don’t rock at all
Finger in the socket gonna shock ‘em all
Playing smart when I start breaking badly
Settle the squabble then I’ll gobble a Jamaican patty
Run with vandals stay away from scandals
Rock it like this and take a piss on your sandals
On and on, on on and on, the phenomenon
We share a common bond

It’s like this y’all
(I may sound lyrical and very mysterious)
(Get funky, everybody)
(Check check on to the beat y’all)