Whatever Happened To...?
Whatever happened to twin sets?
Whatever happened to hi-fi?
Whatever happened to TV sex?
Whatever happened to you and I?
Your passion is a product of highlight and detail
That come-hither look, bonus offer retail
Whatever happened to pick-up trucks?
Whatever happened to yellow pages?
Whatever happened to burning books?
Whatever happened to new ages?
Your emotions are cheap, cut-price cash-and-carry
You wear your heart on your sleeve for any Tom, Dick or Harry
Your love is a cashed-in cheque
Oh, oh, that's the way of all flesh
Whatever happened to Chairman Mao?
Whatever happened to God above?
Whatever happened to the cow?
Whatever happened to plug-in love?
Your pasteurized life so fit for consumption
Ooh, those undressing eyes, so strictly commercial
Your love is a cashed-in cheque
Oh, oh, that's the way of all flesh
All flesh
All flesh