Why Can't I Have Two? (2468)
There's these two guys, both are so nice
We get on, oh, so well (let me tell you)
One's got the game, one's got the change
Think I might need some help (need some help)
I'm just gonna say
Would it be okay if I could just speak my mind? (My mind)
Well, let me put it this way
When I fill up my plate, I like a something on the side (haha)
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why can't I have two?
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?
They say it isn't allowed because three is a crowd
But what if I took all my clothes off, started doin' it now?
Would you say, "Man don't like to share, you know"
Have you never heard of somethin' called "ménage à trois"?
Well, I have, and it goes like this
Just some red, red wine and a three-way kiss
I'm just kiddin', man, I'm only takin' a piss
I'm not into that
What do you think this is?
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two?
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why can't I have two?
If I was a guy, I'd do what I like
So why should girls have less, are you dumb?
So give me two, four, six, eight
Why should I settle for one?
Why should boys have all the fun?
Not a slut, just a woman
And if you can, I can too
And that's what we're gonna do
Two, four, six, eight
Tell you what I really hate
I got you, but I want your mate
Oh, why can't I have two? (I want you and you)
Four, three, two, one
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why can't I have two?
('Cause I want you and I want you) Two, four, six, eight
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?)
Tell you what I really hate
('Cause I want you, but I want you too)
I got you, but I want your mate
(So why, oh, why can't I have two?)
Oh, why can't I have two?
('Cause I want you and I want you)
Four, three, two, one
(Oh, why, oh, why can't I have two?)
Trouble's always dressed like fun
A girl needs to get some
So why should I settle for one?