Shady Blades

Narrowly escaping total damnation
Hey, that's what it takes to beat this game
Look, there's a fork in the road
I don't know where we should go
Look, there's a castle or two
Oh, and there's a fucking moat
Watch out for the gator bats
Don't open the treasure chest
We'll tread lightly
No opening of chests
Look, over there! I see a couple of swords

Two swords, two swords!
It's a trick, we know
Two swords, two swords!
It's a trick, let's go

Whew, glad we didn't fall for that one
I mean, two shining swords, like, with our names on them
Too good to be true
Oh, but we did pick up those pouches
Carry our torches and our pouches of dust that keeps us alive
Running circles, we can't remember how to die
Watch out for the lightning axe
Falling from the sky

Two swords, two swords!
It's a trick, we know
Two swords, two swords!
It's a trick, let's go