The Lemming Is Dead

{Right - this one you've got to clap your hands to!
It's real 'rock and roll', haha
Anyway, this is a very sad song
Ladies and gentlemen, The Lemming Is Dead.}

Lemming, lemming
My lemming is dead
Lemming, lemming
My lemming is dead

From the top of his tail
To the top of his head, head, the lemming is-a, lemming is
Dead

One, two three!
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Let's get ready now, we ain't (?)