Lioness

I guess I should take the blame
If you're to claim that I'm contentious
Granted, she was rollerskating
I could just as well pretend this didn't happen
And she would agree
(With aid from my ventriloquism)
And I qualify for the final championship
Sail into open water like an otter to a whale
(Calibrate their tails)
This whole conversation stems from procreation
(I'm all for it)
I can tell you're anti- by the eyes you roll
But I'll ignore that stupid way
How you convey your feelings to me
Like a silent movie
I try and I try not to lie so I'll stop reading
You hadn't had the slightest lack of judgment but
You blew it
I would tell the truth but I'm afraid she knew it
When the ice starting melting
Masking the odor is just our first try
Over and over, the weeks don't apply
You've got the nerve to invite other guys
I wouldn't serve them my mai-tais
Don't do what you say you'd do
Tonight I had the greatest time but I shouldn't have