Closedown
JAMES NEIL MORRISON, LESLIE GEORGE CARTER
If they dissolve the Royal Family
What music will they play
At the end of every day
'I'm A Yankee Doodle Dandy'
Or 'The Lady In Red'
Before we go to bed
On the pillow of self pity
Feeling sorry for ourselves
Because we've got nobody else
We must have broke so many mirrors
Or licked our knives
In previous and better lives
Every job we've ever had was boring
You can always depend
On the useless and dead end
There'll be a new one in the morning
And when we die
There'll be a multi colored sweet shop
In the sky