Psycho Bill
Be bop a lula
Bony Marone
She’s as skinny
As Teddy Boy Tony
Looks fantastic
In Piccadilly
Mr. Bombastic
Psycho Billy
This year’s model
Is Cashpoint Charlie
With a Harry Crews novel
And a bit of Bob Marley
Iggy Pop records
And stereo speakers
Jimmy Webb
Elvis
And the Manic Street Preachers
Professional toffs
And professional cockernies
All gone soft
On the National Lottery
Gonna go halves
On 25 million
Cashpoint Charles
And Psycho William