Suppose You Gave a Funeral and Nobody Came

Go ahead you fucking racist
Pucker up and kiss the babies
Kiss 'em till they die of rabies
Get your tits out for the ladies

Summoned home from Barcelona
Another day, another donor
Two submissions or a coma
Gutterpressville, Arizona

Follow that ambulance
And when that ambulance stops
Take every photo opportunity
That knocks

Because you're popular
You're beautiful
The whole world knows your name
But suppose you gave a funeral
And nobody came

Here's the church
Here's the steeple
Open the doors
Where's all the people?

Light up the sky
With sub-standard fireworks
Release the pitbull doves of peace
I've changed my mind
About the mindless violence
I'm happy doing porridge
With the knowledge that at least

You may be popular
You're beautiful
The whole world knows your name
But today you gave a funeral
And nobody came

Here's the church
Here's the steeple
Open the doors
Where's all the people?