Does This Stone Island Make Me Look Like A Geezer?

Samuel Wren

"I just, as a fan of pop music in its essence find it a little bit insulting
That they should have to buy crap"

Yeah... uh
Worst teeth in the game since Shane MacGowan
Wren Boys, we're strapped with more hammers than Jarrod Bowen
It's rough out outside spiteful pricks want me dead
Why they saying fuck me for? I'm just counting this bread
Tryna spread positivity despite the trauma in my head
And you know what? Don't get me started on the feds
Police pulling up harassing me in my crib
Yelling at me and my family, what pieces of shit
I've been surrounded by more big pigs than the Nine8 clique
Speaking of which, I was with Bone and Nige at the pub
After a show, just all of us drinking and laughing
My man said "Keep it going G I can't wait to see you smash it
You're a very talented man with your skills and your wit"
That means a lot to me, from someone doing this legit
I'm a superstar repping St Albans until I die yessirr (Yessir)

Yeah... aye
Fanny pack on my waist but I ain't a pussy
She likes Beabadoobee and I fuck with Lil Uzi
Whenever I'm depressed, I just think of her smile
We don't always talk, but when we do its worthwhile
I see losers jack my style, why they acting so blasé? (Huh?)
Your girlfriend's got a smart phone, but she's a dumb arse (Why?)
She said her favourite singer is Sayde not Sade (Ooofff)

Yeah, yeah

Oi, does this Stone Island make me look like a geezer?
I've got the patch on I'm a crowd pleaser
Oi, does this Stone Island make me look like a geezer?
I've got the patch on I'm a real crowd pleaser

Baby fell in love with a Wren Boy
Baby fell in love with a G
Waiting for an Uber and its at 5AM
So many bloody crackheads on the street
Baby fell in love with a Wren Boy
Baby fell in love with a G
Come on... Come on, Yih, Yih, YIH

Woah, woah, woah, yeeah
No more Mr. Nice Guy bitch I'm a savage
So many battle scars, you can see the pain in my eyes (Swear?)
The girl of your dreams to me she is bang average
I ain't looking for beef, her body count's more than five guys (Damn)
No cheese and bacon, nice try tryna diss me
I've got people in my DM's saying that they all miss me
My mates back home, my friends from uni
The past 24 years bro, my life is a movie
I can't lie, without them lot I'd be nothing
And to you fans listening thanks a lot I ain't bluffing
But I ain't done yet, I am just getting started
This a real mazzaleen not for the faint-hearted (Come on)

So go crazy, go brazy in this bitch
Hands up in the air like it's a motherfucking stick up
Lately I've been down, down in the gutter
But I talk with authority do I look like I stutter? (Do I?)
I swear I only wear the flyest shit sold across town
I only parlay with the finest peeps around
But before this songs over, and I get a quick breather
I've got one question... Does this Stone Island make me a geezer?

Come on, uh
Yeah, yeah, what, what

Oi, does this Stone Island make me look like a geezer?
I've got the patch on I'm a crowd pleaser
Oi, does this Stone Island make me look like a geezer?
I've got the patch on I'm a real crowd pleaser

Oi excuse me, can you take a picture of me and my mates please?
Right, thank you, one sec... one sec
Wait sorry mate, I forgot to get the patch in, can you take the pic again please?
Oi where you going come back
If I show off my Stoney I'll get more likes
Come back you bloody bastard, I'm England til' I fucking die

Oi, does this Stone Island make me look like a geezer?
I've got the patch on I'm a crowd pleaser
Oi, does this Stone Island make me look like a geezer?
I've got the patch on I'm a real crowd pleaser

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The song “Does This Stone Island Make Me Look Like A Geezer?” by Catalyst was composed by Samuel Wren.

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