My Biggest Fan
[Intro]
Listen up, I gotta teach a lesson to you
It’s something I’m glad that I’m getting to do
Now, I made this beat, I’m an excellent dude
Psych, that was just my impression of you
[Verse 1]
Your only song is about me
Yeah, that sounds bout right
Got all my songs in your SoundCloud likes
You dissed me, and I found out why
You wanted me to write a song about you
Do to you what I did to Phan
Are you kidding man?
You were never my enemy, you’re my biggest fan
[Chorus]
My biggest fan, biggest fan, yeah yeah
You’re my biggest fan, biggest fan, yeah yeah
Up on Twitter and Instagram, yeah yeah
You’re my biggest fan, my biggest fan, yeah yeah
[Verse 2]
All your passion and pride
The latter I’m whittling down
Oh, is that right, dummy?
You could never take my pride from me
It’d have to be pried from me
Hell yeah, I think I’m funny
Oh, what, are you gonna cry, honey?
You’re the epitome of irony
So I gotta leave your eyes runny
That’s irony, like the taste of blood
From you biting your tongue and biding your time
The irony in you insulting my rhyming
But doing it using the weakest rhymes
Your timing was sloppy
Now your friends know that Kenzo
Is choppy and off beat
And cannot keep tempo
Watch, this is how you keep tempo:
One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight–
Right back in on the downbeat
Didn’t even need a metronome to record this part
I made this beat overnight, man
All it took was an 808 and of course, guitar
Young bright kid with enormous smarts
Coupled with a gorgeous heart
Finna make you forfeit hard
Maybe even before this part
Of the chorus starts
[Chorus]
Biggest fan, biggest fan, yeah yeah
You’re my biggest fan, biggest fan, yeah yeah
Up on Twitter and Instagram, yeah yeah
You’re my biggest fan, my biggest fan, yeah yeah
[Verse 3]
But this feeling isn’t mutual
I ain’t ever been hating on you
I barely know you
You wish it was beef, but it’s fake as tofu
There ain’t a thang I owe you
Yeah I’m a flirt, tell me again how it
Feels to be tied down to a girl in
A different state and two grades below you
You’re so classic
Saying that I get no action
I can tell you’re slow as molasses
I get mo’ and mo’ and mo’ lasses
I’m like a stapler, I stay pullin’
You’re way dull and
I'ma leave your face sullen
Honestly when you said you dropped a diss track on me, I thought "Oh boy, a song from a student of Lupe and Wu-Tang
Bet I’ll get the tingles!"
But Buhain, what a messy single
My loose change makes better jingles
Bringing up IB, are you dissing me now, or me from last year?
Matter of fact, why diss me at all? I think that’s weird
Wait, I know! See, back when I dropped the diss track that owned Phan
Jason wanted to diss me back, so he came to you with this whole plan
You made a beat, and there were four guys that should’ve dissed me on it like a grown man
But they chickened out, so I guess you had to take matters into your own hands
[Chorus]
Biggest fan, biggest fan, yeah yeah
You’re my biggest fan, biggest fan, yeah yeah
Up on Twitter and Instagram, yeah yeah
You’re my biggest fan, my biggest fan, yeah yeah
You’re my biggest fan, biggest fan, yeah yeah
You’re my biggest fan, biggest fan, yeah yeah
Up on Twitter and Instagram, yeah yeah
You’re my biggest fan, my biggest fan, yeah yeah
[Outro]
I know this ain’t a typical diss track, but I hate obeying the trends in the end
So I made this one a banger so people could play it again and again
After hearing this, I know you probably won’t wanna make another song back
But if you do, you should use one of my beats so your response track isn’t all trash