Get out of My Room
Someone swiped the tooth beneath my pillow
I searched the bed, they left no payment
Opened the closet, looking for strangers
Hey tooth fairy, give me mine money
I earned it
Things were missing inside my drawers
Frisky fingers paged through my notes
Grabbed ideas
I left a sign on the doorknob
""For whom it concerns""
""Get out of my house""
""Get out of my room""
I got home from work and headed for the bunk bed
My lights were on
There was a naked woman playing my dulcimer
Violence striked as I turned out the lights
Grabbed my mallets and jammed on a D chord
She said ""Happy Birthday""
She called on a locksmith
Said ""You'd better make room cause I'm here to stay""
The very next day she changed my curtains
Rearranged my ringtones
Left a post it overhead and it read ""Get Out Of My Room!""
I kicked open the door
Turned over the stereo
Smashed the bunk bed to floor
Ripped her song from my heart
Get out of my head
Get out of my house
Get out of my room
Cause it's over