Every Guy Ever
This is a song about every guy ever
You say you don't want him, he wants you forever
Oh my God, it's tragic
This shit always happens
La-da-da, da-da
He'll call you up and he'll say that he's out with his friends
Tell you to wait at this place and he'll meet you in bed
It's gettin' late, you're awake, so you call him again
He calls you crazy
He'll get mad second that he don't know where you are
But he'll make out with a girl in the back of the bar
But he says you're a mess when you're sleepin' around
Manipulatin'
B-b-b-bullshit
Play with our emotions
It always ends the same
They're so predictable
This is a song about every guy ever
You say you don't want him, he wants you forever
Oh my God, it's tragic
This shit always happens
This is a song about every guy ever
Say that you love him and he's like, "whatever"
Oh my God, I hate it
They're so overrated
He'll call you up and he'll say that he's sad that it's over
Let me guess, he's a wreck and he's beggin' for closure
But he'll just take advantage of you havin' a heart
Honey, he'll keep doing damage as you're fallin' apart
In the back of a car where you kissed on your first date
Make you forget that you cried on your birthday
Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way
Yeah, the worst way
B-b-bullshit
Play with our emotions
It always ends the same
They're so predictable
This is a song about every guy ever
You say you don't want him, he wants you forever
Oh my God, it's tragic
This shit always happens
This is a song about every guy ever
Say that you love him and he's like, "whatever"
Oh my God, I hate it
They're so overrated
(La-da-da, da-da)
In the back of a car where you kissed on your first date
'Cause boys will be boys in the worst way
Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way
In the worst way, oh
Make you forget that you cried on your birthday
'Cause boys will be boys in the worst way
Yeah, boys will be boys in the worst way
In the worst way