Charly

[Verse]
My songs are addictive, just look at my name
It's sounds slightly posh so many ain't shook at my name
I never come with dead bars because this ain't the flat line game
In my own lane but wants someone with fat thighs, bang!
Hate to say it but I'm like when a cat dies, shame
I won't be happy until I've had my fame
I'm also a disgrace like if a rabbi came (no rubber)
Oh whoops, what I meant to say was with this rap I came
Thinks a fat guys lame, you're glad that I sang (Wait no, that was a joke, I was joking)
Ironic, you're sleeping on me and I ain't woke
Prefer Pepsi because I hate coke
Don't fuck with pop rap, moved to Kent but I hopped back
I hate coke (co) like I'm dissin' a business
You wishin' I'd stop dishin' 'em up music like I went out fishin'
For 48 hours hours leaving you going "what is this?"
So witness as I lift these bars like fifty cars as I improve on my fitness
Your jaws hit the floor everytime my lines finish
Do I think I'm the best? No (nor) way like I'm Finnish
I'm an alright kid in a pretty shitty city
Had a wet dream once where I had Britney, Whitney with me
I know Philly gritty, I'm pity n witty
I could get silly with henny
Not a big fan of snakes but being backstabbed scares me more
Don't wannabe fucked like I'm a hairy whore
Don't have that much to complain about though 'cause I'm barely poor
If I ever get a bitch I'd still rather be wearing yours
My songs leave you shook, I'm tearing jaws
My songs are the tits, just look at my name
It sounds pretty feminine so many ain't shook at my name
Tom McDonald should fuck off, come on, who's with me?
Just see what happens when you diss me
You'll see more red than the Eminem Show
Because despite my name, I'm killing 'em so
Got birthed with a name spelt wrong just so I could be unique
Caused chaos before I was born by coming out early by two weeks
My mum had a miscarriage in 2010 which threw me
That was the first experience of death for young Chazer
Whoops, that's not me anymore, I'm no longer the fun rapper
I really wish I could rhyme my ass off like Big Pun and a
MF DOOM, Earl Sweatshirt, Nas, KXNG CROOKED and 3 Stacks
And not to mention Eminem on relapse
Sometimes I overthink shit after writing on paper with these raps
So I have to remind myself to just fucking relax
They always say after reaching rock bottom, there's nothing beneath that
That's supposed to be happy, that's more retarded than saying I'm bringing green back
I show up at your door like Boss Baby at half past three
Weren't meant to be in this game we call rap, they're were like "nah nah, leave"
I just responded with "hah hah, please"
Bitch I'm John Wayne Gacey, you all belong in a carnie
You'd need a fucking army to fucking calm me
And remember my name, it's Charly