It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia
[Verse 1]
So the gang get racist
And I wouldn't consider them activists
And Franks nose is the bloodiest
Charlie wants an abortion
Dee and Dennis still have an addiction
"Underage drinking": A national concern
Well I'll give out a little shout out to Cavan
Charlie never had cancer
And Dee never became a boxer
But Frank was
And I'll give him an applause
The crowd was in awe
Things are darker due to gun fever
But in Philadelphia it's brighter
The gang finds a dead guy
I suppose he was put on standby
Everyone thinks Charlie was molested
But it's not as bad as watching Ted
Charlie gets crippled
And the show was nearly cancelled
But Devito saved it
And I must give him credit
Also everyone's looking forward for my next skit
The gang went Jihad
Because their all lads
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Dennis and Dee go on welfare
And Charlies no longer in a wheelchair
Let me give you a questionnaire
What's the best episode
It flowed
Answer: The night man cometh
And the show was no longer on it's final breath
Mac bangs Dennis's mom
And that's so wholesome
Hundred dollar baby
Charlie got angry
But they must have autism
Frank has thighs that are beefy
The gang gave back
And whilst playing B-ball they got of track
The gang exploited a miracle
And Danny Devito is an angel
The gang ran for office
And I'd like to take them to Paris
Charlie went America all over everybody's ass
To prove his lower class
The gang found a dumpster baby
And became invisible
The show originally started with three
And the English version would be called it's sometimes gloomy in Bristol
Dennis and Dee's mom died
They also got held hostage
And Dennis is into bondage
Oh, it's been a wild ride
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
The aluminum monster vs fatty Magoo
That battle gained so much revenue
If you didn't like that you must have a low IQ
What a way to make a debut
The gang solved the North Korea situation
And they sold out
Paddy's pub nearly had it's lights out
Mac and Dennis didn't last in the suburbs
Frank set sweet Dee on fire
And boy did they have some wired ring attire
Sweet Dee dated a retarded person
Which caused a bit of confusion
Mac was never a serial killer
He was just fucking the tranny
Which wasn't too holy
And his not much of a charmer
But we did discover his a dancer
And Dennis looked like a registered sex offender
The gang got whacked in a 2 part episode
And just like Adam and Eve it wasn't overshadowed
Jist of the story, I love this show
More then Frank loves he's ho's