Lyrical Masturbation

[Verse]
Rapping in a north face jacket, I see the mic and grab it
I'm the best even when I'm slacking, you lacking the rhymes and magic
But when I see the pen and pad I gets to cracking like I'm on a pirate ship
Don't ask me about no private shit
Just know I've been talented since I first aired like a pilot, bitch
My first class weren't in having a personality but I adapted to not being plain
My life is a highlight reel, lame, I'm only seein' fake
My mic, killer, my rhymes ill, shame my lonely bein' hates
When I grab the mic, I masturbate, that's why I always bust in
I'm nuts, but you're pin (peen) is shit, yeah, you're ain't saying nuttin'
Even though I'm only eighteen, I've got layers, I'm an youngin' (Onion)
I always stay face, that's why I'm never frontin'
I'm an actor though, lemme give you you're props, you're actually somethin'
Shame it's a rapper so low on the rap leader board even the Ants are above you
Lemme bust like what slugs do, fuck you like what sluts do
My pen has to be registered because it's so dangerous it cuts through
Like a knife spiking a guy on a frightful London night
My bars are heavy, they helping losing weight, I run them lines
I wanna fuck you Monday night raw with no vassaline
You'll need to rub your pussy with an ice cube 'cause I'm like how a rapper be
My bars are too lit like a double arsonist
I may make paper but I'll never die, I'm hard to rip
You still wouldn't get it if I spit half of this
I wanna give you a punch line in a toilet, your bars are shit
I call you a bastard bitch
I'm mocking the weak like Andy Parsons is
Nah, I don't mean 7 days, I mean I'm mean to the weak
Also people who are average, aka the mean
Speaking of average rappers, I can't wait 'til I'm meetin' 'em (medium)
Back to "Take On All Comers", Danny DeVito, I will suck he like helium
I ain't smocking these rappers, for now I'm just heating them
All you rappers are saying the same shit, just re-wording it
You want the cheese, the cheddar, the green, the honey and the money
That shits starting to piss me off, rap about other shit, fuck me
My bars are colder than me standing out in Scotland in my undies
The ice on your wrist is like me having a son, see?
It's fucking imaginary, imagine a game with only good MC's
I see the fucking talent pool nowadays is fucking empty
Times running out on these rappers, they'll hear tik-tok more than gen-Z (what a shit bar)
Taking out the trash like it's a fucking Wednesday
All you rappers are ass, yeah, you ain't all (anal) that (get it?)
I'm in the hip hop kitchen, burning the whack lyrics, I'll bake all that
Don't ever say that I'm not one of the greats, I've got able raps
I poke a bitch in the face, will she tusk? You can bet on this
I never forget shit, I kill these other rappers just for the hell of it (elephant)
I act if (active) I'm gonna die tomorrow like a nineteen member group chat
I shoot my shot at someone who's clapped
But I'm still a sad little virgin so express myself through rap
I don't ever follow trends, don't ever expect me to dab
I won't never swallow pens, hoes never respect these loose caps
What's the worst thing on this earth, I'm electing new raps
"C, Why am I so fucking whack" creativity is what you lack
"Oh, hey, The Barry Show was you're peak", I boo that
They thought they were kicking me out but I boom back on some boom bap
You'll have your kids call you Grandad
I'll have mine call me billion dad
Royalties run through my blood like I'm that William, man
It's like you're sexual assaulting me, you're feeling me bad
I'm getting a bad reputation because I kill MC's, mad
It's a dream of mine to have an Avril Lavigne cover
A wet one obviously, this is lyrical masturbation so past the hate then
Fuck (Fark) the waitin, fuck the hatin'
Dream of mine to fuck an Asian
If you don't like the sound of my music you'll get your ear smacked
You hear that? I'm back so you better fear rap
My tears black, there's only one of me left like a beer pack
Yo, here he is, everyone's least favorite 703 member
Ay, member, I'm now popping more than a teenagers face?
Let the haters wait, I'll fuck you up at a later date
I've got stinky money so I'm washing tons like a major state
Let the players play, the skaters skate and let the waiter wait
Like stone, get high, get baked, get through that green shit like natures rate
Fuck a meme, I'm more striking than a thunder scheme
I'm a motherfucker, you could say I make mothers scream
I make so much bread, I eat with buttercream
You're a dumb donkey, which means you're a thick donkey
What I'm tryna say is, you're a fat ass (Ha-ha)
You laugh at me? I matter more than a black cast
Bitch, I out rap Pac, Nas and a subway employee
I'm now serious this time round so you better avoid me
Step to me, you're bars are weak but they're still looking steroidy
I look fresh, just call me the news 'cause I exploit D-
E-A-T-H
Me coffin is the only box I've known (Get it?)
Yeah, I'm in my zone and I got my throne
I'm never leaving, making your hot minds blown
When I hold the mic, I might as well rap off the top of the dome
Because the paper catches alight every time I write
There's no more beats left 'cause I put them in the sky
It's a shame for the high-hats, the murder was televised
I'd rather you bite the dust rather than my flow, so you finna die
Since your boys been ginger, I've got bread, man
Ay, see, I get fans, you get dead nans
I'm John Wayne Gacey, you're just a clown
These bars are crazy and they're what you must breakdown
Yo Chaz, me and him, it's us they crown
As a producer, I'm always cooking up beats like Jamie Oliver
Ever since I blew up I've got bomb figures
You spitting fire is a contradiction like an oxymoron
You cocky morons tryna burn me, I just say throw more on
This is for my boy Lockey and those who suffer with boredom
I'm shocking when I throw you down a well and trick the world like Orson
Make your mum wish she had an abortion
I don't allow crap shit on many things
Back on "Take on All Comers" I could barley bring
I must be injured cause my career took off like air lifting
But not like Abba cause I didn't need to be a dancing Queen
When it comes to my bars you need to get your fix like a broken wrestling ring
Get off my dick to those who are fence sitting
You getting rid of me is like Juice defending lean
There's a big distance between our skills so I tell you to hit the big screen
You've got m-16's, bitch you're barely a teen
Joshter Jay should change his name to Dr. Dre (why?)
Because you were instrumental to my career
I wasn't the best but now I am so you'll be a frightened deer
Whenever I appear, I'll be a pilot here
And fly over my haters and wipe them clear
You don't wanna fuck with me when I'm in my finest gear
I say "hi" with a kind less cheer
Smoked these pussies like an obscene mother
I'm tired of getting milked by the game, I've now got a green utter
My reign will last longer then when the sky goes grey
Shit was bad in the beginning but now life's okay
The nights were mad but now everyday is a bright ole day
Trust me, I'm tryna be a shit rapper but I can find no way
I'm trying to be lazy but I can't stop the grind, okay?
I'm not looking for a perfect bitch, my fine ho pays
Rap is my wife and my wife is my life and my wife obeys
I know me and Chaz are being negative but don't mind us (minus)
I'm hated because I've got nines plus
My fan base is divided everytime I cuss
However, I've been dumped by bitches like 5 times, fuck

[Outro]
Chazer out