Whodathunkit

[Intro: Chris Crack]
I'm a lil' drunk or whatever, man
Cutta, what up?
Uh

[Verse: Chris Crack]
Ah
If this was high school, then we the dropouts, uh
Pullin' on my pant leg, nigga, not now
Take your soul like the Rothschilds, your stock down
And it's really no love
Shit, I told you the truth, at least most of it
Keep the biscuit 'cause I'm so buttered
Troll 'till they fold, there's no other alternative
They pulled me over 'cause I'm swervin'
You got a flush with a courtesy
My big brother just got out of surgery
Four gunshot wounds, five total
I was nine years old and I had my mind open
Nurse covered my eyes 'cause she had a kind notion
Flash forward, all I wanna do is shine on 'em
Find a moment of happiness and you never leave it
There's too many demons
Being woke ain't fun, I'm trying not to see it
Surround yourself with only kind people
Stay away from the ones who disguise evil
This a rhyme sequel
And the light bill always cheap for the blind people
Fuck your fifteen minutes, I'm on my third hour
They ain't even start workin' til' they heard ours
And these bitches think I'm kinda heartless
Just took my son out and spent a bag at Target
Ay, don't get me started
I beg your pardon, ask me if I could forgive her
Nah, I'm tarnished
Doin' donuts in my Bonneville, don't sign the deal
And we shinin' still
And we never cared 'bout hurting your feelings, nigga
This ain't Designer Phil
Never had to find a meal, I'm so blessed
I had to find the skill
Ew!

[Outro: Chris Crack]
Drop the deuces on them niggas, wasn't peace at all
Drop the deuces on them niggas, wasn't peace at all
Drop the deuces on them niggas, wasn't peace at all
(What the fuck?)
Drop the deuces on them niggas, wasn't peace at all
Drop the deuces on them niggas, wasn't peace at all
Drop the deuces on them niggas, wasn't peace at all
'Til the beef dissolve, ha (Bitch)

[Outro]
And that's just that on that
And that ain't up for debate nor discussion
Bitch!
'Fore I push your hairline back farther than it already is