Newly Colonised Moon
Save your money for the end
Of this bloody lie
Of this bloody cinch
Save your money for the soon
'Cause you'll soon
'Cause you'll need it
There's a newly colonised moon
Would be daft not to move in
It's a newly colonised moon
Would be daft not to move in
I infer
From your use of caps
All is well in the darkness
I infer
That your use of prostitutes
Is somehow festive
Yes a newly colonised moon
Would be daft not to move in
A newly colonised moon
Would be daft not to move in
Grandad says "Don't cum in a riot"
But is the bastard even dead?
Warrior warrior worrier he smelled of pelt
There's a newly colonised moon
Would be crazy to stay here
Yes a newly colonised moon
Would be stupid to postpone
Higher tech
(Equals) Higher cunts
And that's the way it's got to be
Build it high
But build it quick
'Cause everybody wants you dead
A newly colonised moon
Would be daft not to move in
Yes a newly colonised moon
Would be daft not to move in
Hide in spurts
Hide in sprains
Hide in plain sight
Hide in aunty Dora's freezer
Hide in spurts
Hide in sprains
Hide in plain sight
Hide in aunty Dora's freezer
Ladies and gentlemen
This is your captain speaking
If you are sat on the left hand side of the craft
You will notice
A newly colon-is-ed moon
Ladies and gentlemen
Please do not be alarmed
This newly colon-is-ed moon is fully insured
Ladies and gentlemen
This is your captain speaking
I have the documents
I have the documents
Ladies and gentlemen
This is the first mate speaking
I have been demoted
I do not have the documents
I do not have the documents
I do not have the documents
I do not have the documents
I do not have the documents