My Little Honda 50

My little Honda 50 she’s rapid and she’s nifty
She’ll do a hundred and fifty on a windy day
My little Honda 50, hit the nitro and she’ll shift me
Get me away from the Garda anyway

I got her in the Buy and Sell back in ‘82
A travellin’ man in a caravan said “This is the bike for you”
He was lookin’ for a hundred, I gave him thirty two
Took her for a spin out the Kinnegad Road and begod she feckin’ flew

I drove her into Newbridge lookin’ for a couple of parts
Alloy wheels, a sat-nav and a new push button start
Headin’ out to Robertstown for the bingo and the beer
Comin’ down the Hill of Allen she hit the ton in second gear

I was ridin’ across the Curragh nice and slow
The Guards pulled in behind me, Sergeant Kelly, don’t you know
I said, “O Buck, just my luck” and I hit the nitro hard
By the time the squad hit Brookets Cross I had her parked in Brady’s Yard